I grew up in rural North Carolina, surrounded by pastures full of my four-legged fear. You should be scared too: Horses weigh a literal ton and could defeat us all in hand-to-hoof combat. 

Anyway, that's why I got an indoor job.

︎RESUME

Anomaly, Senior Copywriter

2022 ︎︎︎ Present
Albertsons, Carnival Cruise Lines

Publicis NY, Copywriter

2019 ︎︎︎ 2022
Walmart, Jif, Citi, Dunkin’, Planet Fitness, Nutrish

Pereira O’Dell, Jr. CW

2018 ︎︎︎ 2019
MINI, American Museum of Natural History, European Wax Center

Saatchi & Saatchi, Intern

Summer 2017
Named a shampoo.

VCU Brandcenter

2016-2018
Spent money to make money.

Email:
imjoshclayton@gmail.com

Fig. 1.1: 
Sunday Best