I BUILT A ROBOT THAT GENERATES EXCUSES
No matter how hard I try, I am 3 to 8 minutes late to all social events.
People expect a reason, so I made a bot that randomly generates excuses. Feel free to use one of these next time you’re running a lil’ tardy.
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